Friday, 25 September 2015

From Walter Eacott, Retiring Odd Bods President.

Good-day to all my Odd Bod  mates. I can now report that the final meeting of  our illustrious organisation took place as arranged on 16 September 2015, when we passed a resolution to cease operations and cancel our incorporation. After 61 years as a recognised association, and 74 years in total since George Smith, Tich (Charles) Marshall and Hugh Niven decided to take the wonderful step of calling together all the Aussie aircrew members who had served in British RAF squadrons during WW2, we are now relying upon our relatives and friends to continue in our footsteps with the “Friends of the Odd Bods Association Incorporation”. All current financial Odd Bods are warmly welcomed to consider themselves as paid-up members of the new group. We thank President Bruce Waxman and his Committee for this generous invitation, and thank our kids, grandkids and supporters for this opportunity to be looked after at future social and commemorative events.

Heard this one?
People should always don their underwear, especially when they are working under their vehicle. There was an account from a newspaper in Brisbane, which told a story of a couple who drove in their car to a shopping centre only to have it break down in the car park. The man told his wife to continue shopping while he fixed the car.
A while later, his wife came back to find a small group of people gathered near their car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment any longer she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place out of sight.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The RACQ mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head!

Editor's Note - In the column on the left of this page you will see a section marked Walter's Wisdom. Although retiring as President of the Odd Bods and Editor of Odds'n'Ends, Walter has been good enough to continue contributing to our website and you will find links to his articles and re-prints of some of his entertaining humour at that location.

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