Failing The Test With Style

Humour has been a common ingredient in Odd Bods newsletters over the decades and Past President, and Newsletter Editor, Walter Eacott (1922-2017), had a particular talent for selecting amusing stories and anecdotes. We hope you agree that the following meets the high standards raised in the past.

A student reportedly received a zero mark for the following answers to a test. Many believe the answers show a remarkable clarity and certainly a great sense of humour.

                     Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?  * His last Battle.

                    Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

                    Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?  *Liquid.

                    Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?  *Marriage.

                    Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?  *Exams.

                    Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & Dinner.

                    Q7.. What looks like half an apple?  *The other half.

                    Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?  *Wet

                    Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?  *No problem, he sleeps at night.

                    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?  *You’ll never find an elephant that has one hand.                

                    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very Large Hands.

                    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?  * No time at all, the wall is already built. 

                    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking? * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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