Wesley College ANZAC Day Campus Commemoration Service.

Friends of the Odd Bods Association members are invited to attend the Wesley College ANZAC Day Commemoration Service to be held at their Glen Waverley Campus on Thursday 20^th April at 11:45am.

The Odd Bods have had a long association with Wesley and this year we will be presenting the inaugural George V. Smith Award to the year 10 student who has written the best essay about the ANZAC spirit.

Morning tea will be served at 11:15 am in the Alexander Room of the Senior School with the service to follow at 11:45 in the Prest Quad. Reserved parking will be available next to the Coates Pavilion. RSVP to Peter Randell if you wish to attend this service.

Some Links You May Like

We are forever grateful to those who send us links to articles about flying. They can cover a whole range of subjects from humorous, to serious, to down-right fascinating. Here is a recent selection –

Stealth Bomber Missions Against ISIS –

http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a25070/to-libya-and-back-inside-obamas-last-strike-against-isis/

New Joint Strike Fighter –

From Terry Maher - The new JSF F35s unveiled today will be official designated No 3 Squadron which has an illustrious history to many Odd Bods.

As a young boy, I was a frequent visitor to No 3 Squadron at RAAF Base Fairbairn in Canberra when my Father Owen Maher re-enlisted in Air Force Reserve during the Korean War. It finally gave him access to the Officers' Mess that was denied him as a SGT from 1939-45.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No._3_Squadron_RAAF

The Amazing Paul Allen Aircraft Collection –

http://www.flyingheritage.com/

Air Show Veterans

Thanks to Peter Randell for these shots of various older aircraft taken at this year's Avalon Airshow.

Walter's Wisdom

"Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

 Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

 After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.   Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.   All goes well. 

 Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger.  Again he is ready for more action. 

Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly-weds are done,  Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

 She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it---- Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. 

 But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover,Roger.'

 Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says:   'You mean I was here already?’ "

 The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Thank you to Walter Eacott for this gem.

Following My Father's WWII Story

Friends of the Odd Bods Association committee member, Michael Rossiter, recently completed a trip to the UK during which he was able to follow his father’s (Tom Rossiter) World War Two Story.

Michael visited East Kirkby airfield where his father was based and recorded some wonderful detail about Lancaster activities in WW2 including getting up close to “Just Jane” one of the last remaining Lancasters currently undergoing restoration.

Michael’s story is a wonderful tribute to “the men who fought both in the air and on the ground to give us the world we have today” whilst paying homage to his father and recording some fascinating detail about a legendary aircraft.

The full story including over 50 photographs can be found by clicking on this link. – Following My Father’sWWII Story.

Committee Member Receives Citizenship Award

Friends of the Odd Bods Association committee member, Jan Dimmick, was a joint recipient of the City of  Boroondara Citizen of the Year Award 2017. Jan is seen on the left in our photo.

At the risk of embarrassing Jan we are going to record the detail of her achievements which of course includes the Odd Bods.

Jan Dimmick

Joint Boroondara Citizen of the Year

Jan’s contribution to various community, charity and sporting groups in Boroondara and Victoria has spanned more than 40 years. Some of the organisations she has volunteered her services to are, the Hawthorn Community Chest, Red Cross, Arthritis Association and St Johns Camberwell.

Jan is an active member of the Melbourne Cricket Club Australia Day Committee, Boroondara Australia Day Committee, Bomber Command Association Committee and the Odd Bods Committee.

A talented sports woman, she has been a long term Melbourne Cricket Ground volunteer tour guide, umpired at the Australian Open, and competed in the Masters Games in athletics. Jan carried the Olympic Torch in 2000 and participated in the first leg of the Presbyterian Ladies College 125th Anniversary Torch Relay in the same year. In 2001, she was awarded the Centenary Medal for service to community and sport.

Well done Jan!

A Tree, Two Brass Plaques, And Two Glasses Of Spiced Rum

At first glance it might seem like a strange combination in this photo although it all make sense to Friends of the Odd Bods Association, Secretary, Peter Randell.

One of the plaques is in honour of  Peter’s Dad and it is

located under a Rowan tree on the drive into the Yorkshire Air Museum. It was placed there by his old bomb group leader, Ken Dean who passed away last year. Peter’s mate and FOTOBA member, Bryan Wilcockson recently put a similar plaque under the tree for Ken and part of the maintenance of the site involves polishing the brass, giving the tree a water and occasionally a tot of spiced rum which was Ken’s favourite.

It all makes perfect sense and illustrates a great way to remember two special people.

COMMENTS:
Loved the story “A Tree, Two Brass Plaques, And Two Glasses Of Spiced Rum”. For the keen gardeners amongst you, I always fertilize the magical Rowan on the ratio of ‘one for the tree and one for me’ - Bryan Wilcockson 

Donald and Hillary Go into A Bakery

Donald and Hillary Go into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

 She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”

 The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty, trickery and deceit you have displayed throughout your entire life.

 I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

 Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." 

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.

 Trump swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one.

Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

 The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?”

 Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...

From the Walter Eacott collection - thanks Walter.

Bomber Command Cocktail Party

Lancasters - Reunion of Giants

The last two remaining airworthy Lancasters in the world join for a moving tribute to an age long gone. 

The movie "Reunion of Giants" traces the flight of Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum Lancaster, VeRA, from Hamilton, Ontario to meet her British counterpart, Thumper—the only other airworthy Lancaster in the world—operated by the Royal Air Force in England.

There were many compelling aspects to this story including a blown supercharger during flight which threatened the future of one of the aircraft, the emotive recounting of stories from Bomber Command veterans and the recognition of bravery and sacrifice in an era that had an immense influence on the world.

The video below shows a 3 minute synopsis. A DVD of the full length movie can be obtained here - http://www.warplane.com/gift-shop/dvds/reunion-of-giants.aspx

Flogging A Dead Horse

A universal problem at many different levels of business, government and the services is pursuing actions that are unlikely to achieve a result. The following explanation takes a light-hearted look at the issue - 

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that:

“When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount" .

However, in government and business organisations, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as ‘living-impaired’.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase the speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance. 
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And of course....
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

If you don't understand this theory, you haven't lived long enough.

How Flying First Class Used To Be

These pictures of the pre WWII Handley Page show a luxurious aircraft from a different era - and just look at the spacious seating arrangement!

These aircraft flew much slower than today and only in daylight and fair weather because they predated instrument flying. But for 26 lucky passengers the experience was relaxed and comfortable.

The HP-42 flew at just 100mph and at only a few thousand

feet so there was much to admire on a journey. Overnights were spent in luxurious hotels before heading off for the next stage of the journey. 

A trip from London to Capetown could take a week but there are no doubt many modern travelers who would swap that arrangement for modern "cattle car" expediency.

Thanks to Peter Randell for the link to this story.

Farewell Arnold Kopp

Odd Bod Arnold Kopp passed away peacefully on 21/12/2016 at Mount Waverley.

Arnold served on 466 squadron earning a DFC and then later an MBE for his contribution to the social security industry in Australia.

Our thoughts are with the Kopp family.

The WWII Veteran in Church

The WWII Veteran in Church

An old Irish World War II Spitfire pilot and flying Ace was speaking in a church, reminiscing about his war experiences. "In 1942," he said, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continued, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared."

There are a few gasps from the parishioners, and several of the children began to giggle.

"I looked up, and realised that two of the Fokkers were directly above me. I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other Fokker was right on my tail."

At this point, several of the elderly ladies of the church were blushing with embarrassment, the girls were all giggling and the boys laughing loudly.

The pastor finally stood up and said, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft company, who made many of the planes used by the Germans during the war."

"Yes, that's true enough," said the old pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmitts."

Thanks to Terry Maher for this story.

Farewell To Odd Bod Keith Gillespie

"Just to let you know that Keith Gillespie a member of the Odd Bods passed away peacefully on Saturday 19^th November 2016.

A thanks giving service will take place on Tuesday 29^th November

At Trinity Uniting Church, 15 Black Street, Brighton.

Many thanks

Kind Regards

Diana Gillespie"

Farewell To Odd Bod Ron Clarkson

"I wish to inform the Odd Bods Association Victoria of the passing of my father in law Ronald Victor Clarkson RAAF 417805. DFC.  who passed away on November 9, 2016 at Lutheran Aged Care, Albury 2640 He was aged 98 years and 6 months. 

Earlier this year Ron received the French Medal of Honour of which he was very proud.  He enjoyed hearing from the Odd bods via Newsletter, please cancel his subscription.  

Ron was born in Peterhead, South Australia and during WW11 was sent to England and was posted to Lissett Air force Base in Yorkshire and became a member of 158 Squadron, his plane being the famous “Friday the 13th” which was awarded the Victoria Cross and went on display in Oxford St, London after the war.  Ron did 40 sorties over enemy territory and was awarded the DFC for his courage. 

Ron’s beloved wife of 68 years passed away 5 years ago on November 15, 2011.  Ron was a beautiful humble man and we shall miss him so.  He has two sons, Terry and Leigh. I am married to Terry and Leigh’s wife is Marilyn.  

I wish also to thank the lovely lady who sent Christmas and birthday cards to Ron. Much appreciated.  

Thank you, Sue Clarkson. Albury. NSW"

Always A Rookie by Jack Elliott

Jack Elliott passed away on 7^th November 2016 and like many veterans had recorded some of his wartime experiences. His family have given us access to his memoirs and they contain many fascinating stories.

Those of you who knew Jack will understand that humour will be an inevitable part of his writing. 

Jack starts with the early process of selection as ACII’s into the Air Force, and then training in Tiger Moths at Benalla in Victoria. He talks about the never to be forgotten experience of flying solo after just 5 or 6 hours of tuition, and progresses through his trip to the UK via USA and further training in Tiger Moths at Fairoaks. He recalls the occasion when strong headwinds caused his Tiger Moth to fly backwards and the skills he had to learn to combat those types of experiences.

And Jack hasn’t left out personal stories like the time he was “conned” into meet his wife to be, Laurel, an event he never regretted. And did you know that Jack once appeared in a movie, “Caesar and Cleopatra”?

The full story makes good reading and can be found here – Always A Rookie.

Remembrance Day Service At Repat Hospital Heidelberg

Following are a number of photos from the Remembrance Day Service at the Repat Hospital Heidelberg in Melbourne 2016.

Friends of the Odd Bods Association Secretary, Peter Randell, laid a wreath on behalf of the association and in special memory of veterans George Smith who had a long association with the hospital and Jack Elliott who passed just a few days ago. The hospital’s veteran liaison officer, Robert Winther, mentioned both George and Jack during the service.

Peter is shown with Odd Bod Joe Shuttleworth in one of the photos.

Farewell Jack Elliott

Jack Elliott passed away peacefully on 7/11/2016 with family present after a brief illness.

J. W. Elliott 430131, PLT, 21OTU.

For Those Lighter Moments

From Walter Eacott's collection:

A man in Brisbane walked into the produce section of his local Woolies supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,

"Some old bastard wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy,"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"

"New Zealand, sir," the boy replied.

"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there."

"Is that right?" replied the manager,

"My wife is from New Zealand!"

"Really?" replied the boy, "Who'd she play for?"